The Great "Stander or Sitter" Wiping Debate
The great "Stander or Sitter" wiping debate
Swiping is out. Wiping is in.
People have been asking this question in private. In hushed conversations with close friends and confidants, in dusty basements during rugby drink-ups, and in anonymous online discussion boards.
The great debate has brewed under the surface, it's time to bring it into the light.
Some of us sit, some of us stand, some of us "squat." We crumple, we fold. We navigate around the side, or between our legs. Once, twice, maybe seven to ten times.
Each convinced that our method is correct, proper, most efficient and sanitary. But we cannot ignore how the other half lives.
Below, I present the preliminary data from StanderOrSitter.com.**
The data is far from complete, it's far from conclusive.
- 71% of respondents have been Male.
- 85% have been under the age of 34.
These gross non-representative demographics threaten the entire purpose of the project.
At it's core, we seek to understand whether old men in Russia wipe the same way as young women in South America. We want to understand what factors: upbringing, resources, etc. affect one's decision and lifestyle.
Help us improve global poop analytics by sharing StanderOrSitter.com.
All anonymized data will eventually be shared with interested parties.